The Bottom Line
- Lively atmosphere
- Location convenient to cruise port and Nassau attractions
- Waterfront, open-air deck
- Live music
- Tasty margaritas
- Expensive drinks
- Occasional frat-boy atmosphere
- No authentic local color: it's your quintessential tourist trap
- Phone: 242-323-1777
- Hours: Restaurant: 11am - 1am; Souvenir Store: 11am - 11pm
- Cuisine:: Burgers, nachos, appetizers, Mexican, sandwiches.
Guide Review - Senor Frog's of Nassau, Bahamas
On a recent pre-Thanksgiving visit our lively lunch proved that just about everybody will sprout ear-to-ear grins during the course of a meal -- fueled by the margaritas, the carbed-up fun food, and the live band bouncing out Reggae classics and current hits. Little kids are given hats made out of balloon animals, games are played, and grown men and women are moved to do things they might not normally do -- like taking over the microphone and blessing the entire restaurant with a song.
There are six-foot poles with large pointing index fingers at the top that can be surreptitiously moved around the restaurant. These fingers carry messages such as “horny” and “freak”, as they point to the unknowing diners below. High Jinx!
The food consists of variations on popular Mexican favorites, pub fare, and fresh conch salads prepared tableside. Margaritas are served in beer mugs -- small, medium and large. Plan on spending around $30 per person, more if you go wild with the margaritas -- they add up. The decor is funky frat-house chic, with a little towel-snapping on the side.
After our two-margarita lunch I hit the Straw Market, where I bought a nice model airplane made out of Coca Cola cans ($12, talked down from $25), and then wove my way through downtown Nassau where I stopped into Christ Church Cathedral (Anglican/Episcopal) to listen to the organ music.
This was not abnormal. The abnormal thing was for me to highjack our mini-bus and instruct the driver to take us to Anna Nicole Smith’s grave…
Anna Nicole would have loved Senor Frog’s. I can see her at the microphone now.
I recommend the mango margaritas -- the large ones.